Trike Patrol Review | Banging Pinays Since 2006 (66% Discount!)

Trike Patrol claims to be THE Filipina Porn Authority. It’s one of the first things you see when you visit their homepage, and a bold statement. It also makes us wonder what we will find once we go deep inside the member area of this website. Driving around in the streets of the Philippines on a trike, picking up sexy amateur Pinays for a good time, sounds like heaven, but is it good enough to pay for? Are the guys over at TrikePatrol able to tickle our mongering balls enough to whip out our hard-earned cash and watch their premium content? Read this TrikePatrol Review now and find out.

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Intro

Back in 2006, a group of friends, who were already enjoying the mongering lifestyle in The Philippines, decided to put their videos and experiences online. This is when Trike Patrol was born. It became an instant hit within the Asian sex mongering community, and they haven’t stopped since. For many guys who are attracted to Southeast Asian girls, they are living the dream, and are willing to risk it all to give you a taste of it. Indeed, the production of porn is still very illegal in The Phillipines, which makes the fact that they’ve been doing this for over 15 years even more remarkable.

This begs the question: Why are we reviewing this website now? If they’ve been doing this successfully for over 15 years, what’s the point of this review? Well, there’s actually no better time to check out their members area than now.

First of all, anyone who’s been doing the same thing for 15 years is bound to fall into the trap that is called losing motivation and missing obvious flaws. People tend to get stuck in their ways and sometimes need an outsider to point things out that they might not notice. Is this the case for Trike Patrol? Perhaps. We’ll talk about that further down.

Second, Trike Patrol was so nice to give JezebelCams full access to their member area. If you’ve looked around on our website, you probably noticed we have a few articles in which we talk about some of their content. To be honest, we really like what Trike Patrol is doing. So when we got the invite to take a look inside, we couldn’t refuse!

First impression

Homepage

Since this is the very first page most people will visit when they go to TrikePatrol.com, we like to start our review right here. The science behind what makes a homepage effective or successful has been talked about plenty of times. People have done endless amounts of case studies and tests. Does that mean there is a blueprint for the perfect porn homepage? No. But there are a few things that are essential for a homepage to be good for both the company and the user.

The first thing is speed. If the website is not fast, many people will simply leave during the loading process of the home page or when they’re trying to browse the website. A slow home page/website is highly annoying for the user and means losing potential costumers for the company. It’s really easy to test this, so let’s begin, shall we?

The first “test” we do is simply browse the website for ourselves, using three different browsers (FireFox, Chrome, and Edge). The website loads very fast for us in all three browsers, and clicking through to different pages is really easy. There’s hardly any loading time, and all the elements load around the same time. Okay, so that’s our personal experience. What do the real tests say?

Pingdom gave Trike Patrol a score of 71, with a loading time of 2.99 seconds (Tested from Washington, NA). This is a very good score. Anything under 3 seconds means a comfortable and pleasant experience for the user. GTmetrix gave Trike Patrol a C, with an initial loading time of 3.2 seconds (Tested from Vancouver, CA). Again, this is a very good score! Lastly, Uptrends gave it a score of 78, with a loading time of 4.8 seconds (Tested from London, UK). This is a bit high, but the fact that they still got a score of 78 (The highest of the 3 testers), means it’s a good experience for the user. If we take a closer look at the test, we see that the website initially loaded in 3.5 seconds, and that’s good.

Of course, speed isn’t everything! What about navigation and content/information? Well, this is where Trike Patrol hits the nail on the head in our opinion. At the top of the page, we see a clear and easy menu to navigate the website. The pages we can visit are not only helpful for the visitor, but also provides a strong SEO profile for Trike Patrol. Of course, the average visitor doesn’t care about SEO, but since it does help with ranking on Google, it’s very important for Trike Patrol. The fact that they have public pages for each girl they worked with is very smart.

If we scroll down on the homepage, we see a few galleries with featured content. The first gallery they show is that of “hottest patrols”. Anyone who visits the website knows what they are talking about, and it really grabs your attention. When we take a look at it, we’re pleasantly surprised by the variety of girls they’ve had the honor of working with. Besides the normal amateur Filipinas that you’ll find by patrolling the streets of any random city in The Philippines, they’ve also worked with big names like Clara Trinity, Kimora Quin, and Alexia Anders. We think showing this unique combination of actual porn stars and unknown amateurs is a brilliant way of letting the visitor know this website is for anyone who simply loves Pinay porn.

Scrolling further down, we see a claim that you can “Download 100s Of Hardcore Filipina Sex Videos” when you become a member (We will be testing this further down), and a gallery of “Latest Patrols”. This gallery features their videos in chronological order, starting with the latest update. Even further down we are met with more claims, such as “HD Streaming & Downloads in multiple sizes”, “Rate, comment, and collect your favorites”, and “No actors / No actresses. Just real Filipinas!”. As you probably know by now, we’ll be checking if these claims are true.

Members area

Alright, so far, we’ve talked about (and shown you) things that anyone can see when they visit TrikePatrol.com themselves. It’s time to dive into the restricted area, don’t you think? We said that Trike Patrol gave us access to the members area, so let’s have a look!

Let’s talk about the actual homepage of the members area first, shall we? At the top of the page, we see three featured videos. We like the choices that they’ve made here. We can understand that most people simply want to see the latest video, so it’s nice to have quick access to that. However, we also understand that they feature a “Throwback patrol”. Not everyone wants to dig through the archives, so it’s great that they feature a random older video that’s still worth watching. The third featured video is a video that’s not available now, because it’s coming soon. This is awesome, since it lets the members know there’s content on the way, and they have something to look forward to.

Scrolling further down the homepage of the members area, we find more slider galleries, such as “Latest patrols”, “Most Popular”, “Throwbacks”, Podcasts”, “Our Girls”, and “Network Updates”. We’re not going to go too much into detail about these categories right now, but they are obvious things to feature on a homepage. Nothing strange here, and very helpful to navigate the website, plus it shows that it’s an active place.

The top menu also provides an easy way to navigate the website and helps you find what you’re looking for. Apart from the obvious Patrols and Girls pages, there are a few other pages that we’ll discuss further down.

Additional features

When it comes to porn subscriptions, having just an archive of videos doesn’t cut it. With all the free porn available nowadays, you have to ask the question: “Why would I pay for your subscription, when I can just go to Pornhub and jerk off?” This is where the additional features come into play.

Favorites

The first additional feature we find on the menu is Favorites. This is where all your personal favorite videos will show up. Underneath every video, you have the possibility to click on ‘Favorite’, and the video will get saved on this page. This is a really handy feature if you want to see certain videos again, or if you couldn’t finish a video and want easy access to watch the rest later. Besides the video, each video page also contains a lot of extra information, which we will discuss further down, that you might want to read later. This function is an easy one-click tool for those who feel the need to visit certain video pages again.

One thing that we would love to see here is an extra section on this page with the favorite videos of the people who own, upload, and create the content for Trike Patrol. In fact, if they show the members what their favorite videos are, plus the reason, we think that would really be a great addition. It would give the visitor an extra incentive to watch certain videos and provide a look into the minds of the creators.

Podcasts

One thing that isn’t clearly mentioned on the homepage of Trike patrol, and what surprised us, is the Podcasts page. It is exactly as the title suggests, a page full of podcast episodes made by Trike Patrol. These podcasts feature a wide range of topics and people. There are interviews with famous Filipinas from the industry, talks with some of the girls that they’ve worked with, and conversations with people who work behind the scenes. It provides an interesting extra layer of entertainment that we didn’t expect. It does have to be updated with the latest podcasts from February and March, but as this is not the main attraction of the website, we understand they don’t consider this a priority.

Download

One claim that Trike Patrol makes on their homepage is that members can download their videos in multiple sizes. This is really easy to test, so let’s get this over with. We clicked on a dozen random video for this test, and found a nice little button underneath each video which says ‘Download’. When we hovered over this button, a small menu appeared with the options 360p, 480p, 720p, and 1080p. When we clicked on one of the options, the download started instantly, and the videos we downloaded were the exact same as on the page, which makes this claim 100% true and a great additional feature.

Descriptions

Although this isn’t a feature or a page that you can click on in the top menu (or any menu), it is something that’s worth talking about. Underneath every video, there is always a detailed description that is several paragraphs long. They really put in a lot of effort to provide as much information as they can about the girl, the patrol, and the sex. So much, in fact, that we think it’s absolutely worth mentioning. When we browse certain porn tubes and forums, we often see the comment “I don’t care about the story, I just want to watch porn!“. However, the same people who say that will complain about the video when it only shows a cock pounding in and out of some random pussy. What we’re trying to say is that context matters.

When the whole point of a website is the hunt for Pinay girls in the streets of cities in the Philippines, the narrative of each patrol is important and worth talking about. It really draws us into the experience when we are able to read exactly how each porn video came to be.

Comments

The last feature we want to mention here is the ability to comment on videos. First of all, it makes the claim that members can “Rate, comment, and collect your favorites” 100% true. Second, it gives each member the chance to express their opinion of each video. And the greatest thing? The creators actually reply to almost every comment and even listen to criticisms from their members. We like to be thorough with our reviews, and so we dug deep into some of the earlier videos, just to have a look. On some of these videos, we found a few comments in which members disapproved of certain things, such as the use of masks, the way some guys talked in the video, and the filming. Not only did the creators of the videos reply to these comments, judging from the later videos, they actually listened to the criticism and adjusted things accordingly. This is a great example of how a community should work.

Quality of content

We’ve already mentioned that members are able to download the videos in multiple sizes, or qualities. But is their claim of “HD Streaming” actually true? This is really simple to test, and we’ll show you our findings right now.

As you can see from the images above, the claim that the videos are in HD is 100% true. This is the case for the videos on the website, and the downloads, as you can expect. The HD video that we downloaded was around 2gb, which makes the option to download lower quality videos very nice for people with slow internet or little storage space (When you’re using your phone, for example).

Trike Patrol doesn’t make any claims about their images, but we wanted to check the sizes anyway. These are the results:

The current images they use are 1800 x 1200 pixels, while the older photos are more likely to be in 1800 x 1013 pixels. This means that the images Trike Patrol offers in addition to their videos are all in high quality.

So the numbers are all good, but what about the actual footage? Is it fun to watch and does it turn us on? There are no numbers here to check for us, we simply have to sit down and watch the videos. This also means that we’ll be giving our own opinion here, which some people might disagree with.

The thing we love so much about these videos is that they all include the pickup of the girl. In fact, the first minute or two is usually filled with driving to the destination in a trike. For anyone who has ever been to The Philippines or lives there, this is all so relatable. Having lived in Southeast Asia ourselves, this part of the videos brings back so many memories. The videos would lose a lot of appeal if they cut this part out.

Before every porn scene, we get to know the girl a little bit better by way of hotel-room-interview. Once they arrive in the room, the girl usually sits on the bed while the guy asks her some questions. This cuts the tension a bit and makes the girls more comfortable, while the viewer learns more about them at the same time. Some girls really are quite shy, so it’s a good thing they do this. It makes for a better video once the clothes come off.

The porn scene is then shot with a combination of a static camera and a handheld device. This means that for every scene, there are at least two camera angles. The result of this is that the editor picks the best angle they have and this increases the chance of creating a well-shot porn video. Personally, we find the footage very good and enjoyable. It fits the theme of picking up amateur, inexperienced girls off the street to shoot a porn video. Also, the videos are all quite long. We were worried that, with the addition of the pickup and the interview, there would be no time for the actual porn, but since the videos are around 35 to 50 minutes long, they can include everything without cutting the important parts.

We want to add that, with websites like Trike Patrol, where it’s all about the sex mongering lifestyle, we don’t comment on how the girls fuck. If you expect the same kind of scenes like Brazzers or Reality Kings from this website, you must be blind, stupid, or both. The appeal of Trike Patrol lies in the fact that they pick up amateur Filipinas (Or just random, normal girls) and seduce them into making a porn video. The whole naive, shy, and inexperienced vibe is what makes this so real. If you’re looking for professional porn with an entire crew behind the camera and where every little move and moan is pre-determined, Trike Patrol is not for you.

Value

If we want to assess the value, we need to look at what you’re actually getting for your money. Not only that, but we’re going to compare it to another website in the same niche to see where Trike patrol really stands.

If you’re going for a 1-month subscription, you’re paying $29.95. This will allow you access to their entire archive and the videos that will come out during that month. At the time of this review, Trike Patrol had an archive of 547 videos. These videos are all as we just described; long, with everything in it (The pickup, the talk, the sex). For people who just want access for a month, this is probably the most important information. Basically, you can download over 500 high-quality videos for that price.

If you want to enjoy this access and the option to download the videos month-over-month, you’re better off buying a 12-month subscription. Trike Patrol has a significant discount if you do so. Instead of paying $29.95 per month, you’re only paying $9.99 per month if you go for a 12-month subscription. That’s a huge deal!

If we compare this to another Southeast Asian mongering website like Asian Sex Diary, you’re paying about 5 dollars less for Trike Patrol. Keep in mind that Asian Sex Diary uploads videos every single day, and Trike Patrol does not.

If you’re interested in our review on Asian Sex Diary, click here to go there now.

Final thoughts

All in all, we had a great time browsing through the members area of Trike Patrol. The reality of the videos and the additional text and narrative of each patrol had us hooked and made us forget what time it was on several occasions. Perhaps they should put a disclaimer on their website to warn people only to enter when they have plenty of free time?

In all seriousness, you get an actual Filipina mongering experience when you sign up with Trike Patrol. They don’t try to hide anything, and the girls have obviously never fucked on camera before (Apart from the few porn stars they’ve invited over, all of which are highly praised within the members area). Even though they have somewhat of a monopoly on the Filipina mongering porn market, they make sure they stay on top of their game, creating the best content for their members.

There aren’t a ton of additional features, and they could provide a bit more insight and information about the mongering life in The Philippines, but with just $9.99 per month, we think you shouldn’t complain. Besides, if you’re looking for videos of guys picking up real Pinays, seducing them into being fucked balls deep and behaving like a whore on camera, Trike patrol is the place to be.

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