Star Wars XXX A Porn Parody – Porn Video
One of the biggest porn parodies ever and winner of 8 AVN awards, Star Wars XXX A Porn Parody remains extremely popular 10 years after release.
Axel Braun and Vivid Entertainment went all out on this movie which features amazing special effects, costumes that come scary close to the original, and an amazing cast with Allie Haze, Seth Gamble, and Tom Byron just to name a few.
Of course, most fans of porn just want to see beautiful people fuck on camera, and you won’t get any shortage of that when you watch this movie. They’ve put just as much effort into the porn scenes as they did with the rest of the movie.
It’s time to take a closer look at the porn parody that shocked the world 10 years ago; Star Wars XXX A Porn Parody.
Studio: Vivid Entertainment
Director: Axel Braun
Year: 2011
Cast: Allie Haze, Seth Gamble, Tom Byron, Jennifer White, Lexington Steele, Aiden Ashley, Ryan McLane, Kylie Ireland, Kimberly Kane, Tommy Pistol, Kyle Stone, Chi Chi LaRue, Bryn Pryor, Jennifer Dark, Kris Slater, Eve Lawrence, Marcus London, Derrick Pierce, Danny Wylde, Rocco Reed, Dick Chibbles, Brian Street Team, Lily Cade, Brandy Aniston, Peter Oh Tool, Ryan Driller, Gia DiMarco, Rylie Richman, Sky Banks, Lizzy London, Kris Kelvin, Nick Danger
Scenes Synopsis (Spoilers)
The movie starts like you’d expect from a Star Wars movie, A long time ago in a parody far far away… followed by the typical yellow scrolling text. It tells us that this is Episode IV: A New Hole. The rebels have stolen the plans of the Deathstar and the “uber-hot Princess Leia” is being pursued by agents of the Empire.
If you didn’t pay attention during the first 2 minutes you might actually think you’re watching a real Star Wars movie, until the storm troopers walk in. Instead of a full white suit, they have left their pants at home and are wearing thigh highs and looking very sexy!
In the first porn scene we see Darth Vader entering the room where Leia (Allie Haze) is being held captive. He wants the plans and the location of the hidden rebel base but she refuses, at first, because she thinks he’s going to kill her anyway. He tells her that he doesn’t have to kill her if they can come to a different “agreement”. Leia starts playing with herself and not long after that, Vader takes out his hard black cock for her to suck on. She gives a very nice sloppy blowjob and lets him cum in her mouth.
The second porn scene is between Obi one and a tusken raider. Now, I’m sure the first thing you think is “I wouldn’t even let my dog hump a tusken raider”, however, this tusken raider is played by none other than Jennifer White. With a little help of the force, the tusken raider gives herself to Obi One and the dirty old Jedi takes full advantage of it. He eats her pussy like he’s been living in a desert for years and fucks her on top of Luke’s vehicle. He even fucks her ass while she rides his hard cock and finishes with a nice facial. Jennifer stays in character the whole time.
The third porn scene takes place in the famous cantina on Mos Eisley. It’s here that we find the Toonika sisters, played by Kimberley Kane and Aiden Ashley. What follows is what every guy dreams of when they see those two together, a hot girl on girl scene. Both of them are obviously very into it and the added costumes and scenery make this scene quite brilliant. A nice lesbian scene to change things up.
This cantina turned out to be a good inspiration for the director, as the next porn scene also takes place in this establishment. The fourth porn scene features yet another style of sex; swinger sex! We can see Rihanna Rimes, Gia Dimarco, Danny Wylde, and Derrick Pierce getting it on. The guys swap the girls multiple times while we hear the cantina band and people chatting in the background. The porn is pretty standard and almost al the the costumes go off, which is a bit of a shame. Rihanna Rimes keeps part of her costume on and looks absolutely stunning this scene so that’s a big plus.
So far we’ve had a blowjob scene, girl on girl, and a swinger scene. Are you ready for something weird? I mean, it’s Star Wars after all. What about Chewie fucking two female storm troopers? Because that’s what you’re going to get in porn scene number five! After the two storm troopers walk into the Millennium Falcon to check it, they find Chewie sitting there with a creepy smile on his face and his dick out. So, they decide to fuck him, because why not? This scene is actually not bad either and we even get to see Chewie pounding them in the ass. If you can stand the wookie roars you should give this scene a try. Although, to be honest, Brandy Aniston and Eve Laurence (The storm troopers) could’ve done a much better job. Their performance is pretty bland.
The final porn scene features none other than Han Solo (Rocco Reed), Luke Skywalker (Seth Gamble), and Leia (Allie Haze). It takes place after they’ve blown up the Deathstar and it’s time to celebrate. Honestly, a threesome was the only thing missing so far and it really is a perfect way to finish this great porn parody. This threesome has all the hot positions you could ask for, except for anal. Even with the lack of ass pounding, this is still one of the best Star Wars porn parody scenes simply because they mostly keep their costumes on and that has to count for something.
Conclusion
Star Wars XXX A Porn Parody is still an amazing movie after all these years. It feels so weird to talk about special effects and sounds of a porn movie, but it really matters when it comes to these kind of films. I’ve watched plenty of porn parodies over the years and I can honestly say that the special effects in Star Wars XXX A Porn Parody are really good, especially compared to other porn parodies. You’re not going to see cardboard props and sets that look like they take place in someones garage. They’ve used costumes and props that come really close to the original and you can clearly see they’ve put a lot of time into each set.
The cast is really good, although you have to keep in mind that these are professional porn actors. What I mean by that is that they all have a certain way of acting while doing porn and some of them seem a little bit stuck on one mode. Whether it’s a Star Wars porn scene or a regular scene, they “act” (Read: Fuck) the same exact way. This can sometimes be a bit disappointing for the viewer when you’re hoping for something different since this is a fun parody after all. One exception to this is Jennifer White, who seems to fuck according to her role.
The amount of different porn scenes should also be mentioned. You never know what to expect next and each one is different from the last. Compared to other porn parodies who have the same type of sex (male-female) throughout the movie, they’ve really done a great job with that. All in all, I highly recommend watching this movie.
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